hipsterjolras:

courf winning marius a huge teddy bear at a fair and trying not to make a big deal about it until marius fists a hand in his shirt and presses a sticky candyfloss-flavoured kiss to his mouth hell yea h

bossuite:

marius pulling courfeyrac off to the side after a meeting to tell him that he’s in love with him

and courfeyrac standing there in shock and squeaking in response and pulling marius in to kiss him.

and combeferre sighs and hands money over to bahorel

hipsterjolras:

what about quiet nights in at the pontmercy/de courfeyrac residence where marius and courf curl up on the sofa with peppermint tea and squabble over which harry potter to watch and marius ends up falling asleep against courf’s shoulder anyway and courf thinks it’s so ridiculously adorable that he doesn’t bother to move away even when marius starts drooling

redevenait-quelquun:

Okay, Enjolras taking self-defense or boxing classes to protect himself in potential protest violence and Grantaire is the teacher. And Enjolras is kind of terrible at it and Grantaire gives him extra help and thinks it’s really cute and sooner or later he pins Enjolras and we all know where this is going.

cuddlefeyrac:

courfeyrac giving his best man speech at marius and cosette’s wedding and making subtle references to times he’s fucked them and nobody else understands why marius keeps sinking lower in his chair and why cosette keeps laughing

xaphanias:

headcanon that bahorel performs as a drag queen on weekends and all the amis come to his shows and sit front-row and cheer obnoxiously loud for him

hawk-and-handsaw:

I just want one good college au that stays true to the brick canon in that Marius isn’t a member of the amis. I want that one fic where he’s just Courfeyrac’s dopey roommate, and when Courf brings him to a meeting, Marius says something about being “fiscally conservative but socially liberal” and there’s a moment of tense silence where everyone just stares at him before Enjolras slowly rises to his feet and coldly whispers “get out.”

queencosette:

Marius having a son who gets really into fashion when he’s like five and tries on Cosette’s fancy coat and prances around the house, and Marius, without thinking, says “Oh my god, my friend Courfeyrac would love this, I can’t wait to tell-

oh, right.”

creatureofwhims:

ok yeah but just

think of bahorel in his law class sitting behind some misogynist assholes who keep shouting lewd things at one of the few girls in class.  he asks them politely “shut the fuck up, yeah?” and when they reply “if she wasn’t asking for it, she wouldn’t be wearing those shorts” he wants to knock their heads together but thinks of something better

the next day he arrives to class slightly late wearing hot pants and a halter top and struts right up to the dudebros desk and bends over one of them, so close he almost shoves his chest hair in one of the guys faces.  he pulls the v of his tops neckline open more and says “gonna say some shit?” before walking over - buckling and stumbling on his two-inch heals the whole way - to sit with the Amis, who are giggling hysterically behind their notes.

those guys didn’t say some shit.

feuillybahorel:

Feuilly and Bahorel giving eachother affectionate nicknames such as “ginger shit” “little fuck face” and “fucking asshat”

orestesfasting:

orestesfasting:

orestesfasting:

i’m gonna write a les mis au where grantaire is an assassin who gets a series of hits in on enjolras but fails to carry them out every time and eventually it just becomes a joke to him and enjolras is so exasperated by it he comes home and grantaire is just in his living room on the computer and enjolras doesn’t even react anymore

assassination attempts become dates

#and enjolras is like ‘dude’ #and grantaire is like ‘whats ur wifi password’ #and enjolras is like ‘/dude/’ #i just i want this to turn into accidental roommates #they get in fights a lot but R just #keeps accidentally paying rent and buying groceries #goes out every night to kill people comes home like ‘ey i made money’ #and E is like ‘Do you even have another home’

im

marius gets colds really easily, because he spends so much time running around in a hurry. so when the sniffles hit, (and they hit hard), marius’ just lies on the sofa in his and courfeyrac’s apartment. and then courf takes pity of his poor, sick boyfriend, and makes him soup and brings out the fluffy blankets and sits on the arm of the sofa and strokes his hair.

and maybe sometimes marius acts like he feels worse than he actually is, because he loves the attention so much, but if courf knows, he doesn’t say anything.

freudianslippers:

au where enjolras has been shrunk down to pocket!jolras by a spell and he has to live in a local park when one day grantaires painting in the park and see him and enjolras is like this big ass dude is gonna kidnap me so he tries to run away but grantaires like hey wats up lil guy and enjolras is like do not patronize me you fuck and grantaires like woah feisty one here and so they talk for ages and ages and grantaires like ok bye lil fella and goes home and enjolras goes to sleep in his lil tree house hes got goin (because lets face it I would totally have a tree house if I was small enough to live in a knot in a tree) and the next day he sees grantaire again and grantaire starts painting and enjolras is a shit and walks through his paint so r gives him a sheet of paper and squeezes some paint out and enjolras does lil foot print art and r takes it home with him and hes really proud of it (he puts it on his fridge)  and anyways they continue like this for ages and then winter comes and enjolras is not equip to deal wiht it so grantaires like dude come on and so he lives with grantaire for the winter and they do cute things and surprise surprise (i gotta add a fairy tale ending dude) the spell cast on enjolras is broken by ~true love~ so on day theyre staring into each others eyes anxd its like pop and enjolras is normal sized and very very naked and grantaire is disappointed that he is shorter than enjolras now and they kiss and do the do 

attackofthechewenod:

Enjolras and Grantaire trying to out-pun each other

it goes for ages until finally someone says the dreaded “Ha-ha, very punny.” and Combeferre flips a table with a totally blank expression and walks out

courfeyquack:

headcanon that courfeyrac is hispanic and likes to flirt with people in spanish but most people don’t understand him so sometimes he kids around and says things like “you have eyes like the most beautiful antelope”